1999 | 20 Years of Movies
Star Wars EP I – Phantom menace 474m
Summary: Two Jedi Knights escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to claim their old glory.
Starring: Ewan McGregor(trainspotting, blackhawk down, i love phillip morris, the men who stare at goats), Liam Neeson(taken, the grey, the a team), Natalie Portman(heat, Leon, black swan, v for vendetta), Jake Lloyd
Writer and Director: George Lucas fucking Star Wars
Summary: A sexually frustrated suburban father has a mid-life crisis after becoming infatuated with his daughter’s best friend.
Starring: Kevin Spacey(the usual suspects, seven, la confidential, horrible bosses, kpax), Annette Bening , Thora Birch, Wes Bentley, Chris Cooper(the town, breach, adaptation – fucking amazing- meryl streep, nick cage, OMFG so good)
Director: sam mendes – jarhead, road to perdition, sky fall, spector
Written by: alan bell (a bunch of tv stuff)
Metacritic Score 80: Election
Summary: A high school teacher’s personal life becomes complicated as he works with students during the school elections, particularly with an obsessive overachiever determined to become student body president.
Starring: Matthew Broderick (been in a lot, going all the way back to ferris bueller’s day off), reese witherspoon(fear, cruel intentions, american psycho, legally blonde), chris klein(we were soldiers, american pie, just friends and some other garbage)
Written by and Director: Alexander Payne – sideways(Fucking great), the descendants, nebraska(will forte, bruce dern, bob odenkirk), and downsizing(such a shit movie)
Summary: A boy who communicates with spirits seeks the help of a disheartened child psychologist.
Starring: bruce willis, haley joel osment (forrest gump, AI), toni Collette (a bunch of stuff)
Writer and Director: M. Night Shyamalan (lady in the water, the village, signs, UNBREAKABLE, SPLIT! Both FUCKING AMAZING)
South Park bigger longer uncut
Summary : When Cartman and his friends go see an R rated movie, they start cursing and their parents think that Canada is to blame.
Staring: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Director: Trey Parker – Team America 2004
Summary : Three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.
Staring: ron livingston (swingers, adaptation) Jennifer Aniston, john c mcginley (platoon, point break, the Pentagon wars, the rock, scrubs, seven, wild hogs) Diedrich Bader- lawrence the neighbor, gary cole,
Writer and Director: mike judge – beavis and butthead, king of the hill, extract, idiocracy
Summary : An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soapmaker form an underground fight club that evolves into something much, much more.
Starring: edward norton(american history x, primal fear, 25 hour, pride and glory), brad pitt (moneyball, 12 monkey, world war z, inglorious bastards, burn after reading ), helena bonham carter (the king’s speech, sweeney todd, alice in wonderland)
Director: David fincher – the game, seven, gone girl, the girl with dragon tattoo
Writer: Chuck Palahniuk / Screenplay: Jim Uhls
Deep Blue Sea
Summary: Searching for a cure to Alzheimer’s disease, a group of scientists on an isolated research facility become the prey, as a trio of intelligent sharks fight back.
Starring: Samuel L Jackson, Thomas Jane, Stellan Skarsgard, LL Cool J, A british chick, Michael Rapaport.
Director: Renny Harlin- die hard 2, cliffhanger, burn notice
- The Matrix – amazing effects
Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne
- The Green Mile – amazing cast
Michael Clarke Duncan, Tom Hanks, david morse, james Cromwell, Sam rockwell, barry pepper, harry dean stanton
- Man on the moon – great bio pic
Jim Carrey, Danny Devito, Paul Giamatti
- Detroit Rock City
- Galaxy Quest – just goofy and funny
Tim allen, Sigourney Weaver, alan Rickman, Justin long, Sam Rockwell
- Stir of Echoes
Kind like the sixth sense, darker – kevin bacon
- October Sky
Fantastic biopic- Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris cooper, laura Dern
Paul Thomas Anderson amazing movie – ensemble cast – tom cruise, philip seymour hoffman, julianne moore, John C reilly
Really didn’t like
- Three Kings – basically the whole cast in this movie sucks.
David O Russell’s worst movie in my opinion – the fighter wahlberg, christian bale / American Hustle christian bale, bradley cooper, amy adams, jeremy renner
- Varsity Blues – james vanderbeek talking with a shit southern accent
- The talented Mr Ripley – matt damon is a con man turned killer in this awful piece of shit
- 10 things i hate about you – don’t give a shit jullia styles suckd and so did heath ledger….so gay
- The other sister – Juliette Lewis and giovanni Ribisi basically got full retard for the weird fuckn movie
Un Honorable Mentions
- Wild wild west
- Cruel Intentions
- 13th Warrior
- Pushing tin
- Eyes wide shut
- Blair witch project
- Girl interrupted
- Analyze this
Box office bombs:
- 13th Warrior 100-160m budget
Box Office 61.7m
- The astronaut’s wife 75m budget
Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron
Box Office 19.6m
- Chill factor 70m budget
Cuba Gooding jr., Skeet Ulrich
Box Office 11.8m
- Dudley Do Right 70m budget
Box Office 10m
- Instinct 80m budget
Anthony Hopkins, Cuba Gooding jr.
Box Office 34m
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