On this Wednesday show, DanOmite rants and raves about the 2020 election, getting your genitals nailed to a chair, the yellow vest protest update, the Clinton stadium tour bust, McDonalds kiosk screens, Crowdfunding everything, assisted suicide laws and some other stuff.
On ep-008 of the DanOmite Podcast, dan does the headline rundown, then goes off on a wild incoherent rant about Jim Carrey, Socialism, and the federal government in the United States. He ends the show talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle company getting sued over claims it made about vaginal eggs and shows off some of the other amazing products the company is selling.
Links to some of Goop’s amazing products:
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Ep – 004 Summary Big Budget and Poop Covered Streets
- Madden Tournament Shooting in Florida.
- 3 men in Pennsylvania charged with 1400 counts of animal intercourse.
- Security guard was caught having sex with a corpse in Memphis Tennessee.
- Stormy Daniels wants to testify before congress.
- Password123 is a popular password for government workers in western australia.
- Mexican Navy finds 50 tons of meth outside Sinaloa Mexico.
- North American prison hunger strike.
San Francisco covered in shit
There is so much s***, literal human poop, piling up in San Francisco so fast that the city is creating a poop Patrol. According to an article san Francisco Chronicle and another article at Zero Hedge the city is offering poop patrollers 75 grand a year plus benefits to clean s*** off sidewalks.
This all stems from the new mayors tour of the city and quoted as saying she’s never seen so much human waste in the city in all her life. Francisco’s 11 billion dollar budget has one point whatever allocated to keep the streets clean. I find it incredibly hard to believe I didn’t 2018 in the US, and in such a progressive city this is happening.
When I think of s*** filled streets full of garbage and homeless roaming around like zombies I don’t think about the United States, it reminds me of what Donald Trump would describe as a s*** hole country. Spending a ton of taxpayer to clean up shit is plain ridiculous. When there are law about public defecation already on the books. Apparently they aren’t being enforced.
I’ve got one idea of how this problem could be solved without spending much money and still allowing hippies and homeless to still shit in the street.
Just like the use of inmates as firefighter, why can’t they clean up the shit and actually pay a debt to society instead of just sitting in a cell.
City Budgets and Civil Servants
So, the city of San Francisco has an 11 billion dollar budget for 2018, but have a population of less than 1 million people. Their streets are covered in s*** and it doesn’t seem to matter how much money they have nothing seems to be changing for the better. San Francisco also has the highest paid mayor in the United States with an annual salary of $280,000, and what’s crazy to me is that’s not even the highest paid Public Employee in the city of San Francisco.
When I compared the city of San Francisco to the city of Fort Worth Texas it is amazing the differences in budget and pay for city employees. I understand that there is a cost of living difference between Fort Worth and San Francisco but God damn, Fort Worth isn’t drowning in human s*** either.
While looking at budgets and salaries for city employees in large cities across the United States I keep seeing a recurring theme, Public servants are making a s*** ton of money.
In my humble and completely uneducated opinion I think it’s time to either change the name from public servant to money-grubbing power-hungry dickhole motherfukers. I’m not against people making money in any way. If you’re a CEO at a private company and the company chooses to pay you a hundred million a year that’s between you and them, but when it comes to tax dollars being used to pay salaries of incompetent people whos cities are literally covered in s*** I have a mother f****** problem.
Army Veteran Life Coach
Not the one you want, but the one I can afford. On this week’s episode we learn about mind set, time management, and problem solving skills.
Amazonian Tribe Discovered
A 2017 Expedition deep into the Amazonian rainforest of Brazil managed to catch a short video of a small tribe who is believed never to have had contact with the outside world or access to Facebook. The video that was released by Brazil’s national Indian Foundation and it shows a small clearing in the forest where figures are seeming to be walking through as a drone hovered above. Some photographs that were taken by members of the expedition found dugout canoes, a stone axe, and several other tools near trails and a river.
As much as I love the idea of a being completely isolated from the outside world I also believe it would be miserable as f***. Being stuck in such a small community with the same people day in and day out would drive me crazy. That is unless I had spent my whole life in a small community isolated in the jungle then it would be completely normal, but it isn’t normal for me so f*** that.
Still it’s wild to me to know that there are people out there living by their own rules in their own ways far from all the bulls*** that pollutes our daily lives in “ modern society.”
Kissing Bugs and Flesh Eating STD
Chagas – is a disease that is transmitted by an insect sometimes known as the kissing bug because it bites people near their mouths, and this is where I get confused. the bug bite has nothing to do with the disease it has to do With a parasite that is inside the bugs s***. Trypanosoma cruzi, is the nasty little parasites name, That turns into the disease Chagas if the poop from the from the bug gets into the open skin where it bit you, rubbed into the eyes or sometimes even into the mouth.
According to the article in the Daily Mail in the US there are three hundred thousand infected with the disease that has some really f*****-up things associated with it like heart failure and stroke… basically holy s***. Click the link below to find out more about this nasty little disease, because I don’t want to write about it anymore.
Now I need to talk about something even more f***** up. It’s called donovanosis. You probably never heard of it, but basically it’s a flesh eating sexually transmitted disease. or would I would call probably the worst thing f****** ever.
The reason I’m talking about donovanosis is because of an article I read the other day that talked about the first case of this disease being in Britain, which turned out not to be true by the way. So, I did some research and according to Popular Science you shouldn’t be freaking out because the disease has been around for quite some time and there are treatments available for it.
For me, the bottom line is I don’t give a f*** what popular science says I will freak out about a flesh eating STD just because it’s a flesh eating STD! If you can think of a better reason to wear a condom then a flesh-eating STD let me know, but this is about as bad as it gets in my mind when it comes to some of the most a f*****-up STDs out there I really don’t want my dick rotting off. I know I’ve talked about STDs over the past couple of weeks on the show and swear to God unless there’s some STD breaking news this coming week I won’t be talking about them again for a while.
20 years of movies – 1998
Box office winner: Saving Private Ryan
Best picture: Shakespeare in love
Metacritic rated movie 80+: The Truman Show
- Half baked
- enemy of the state
- There’s something about mary
- American history x
Movies I didn’t like
- Patch Adams
- The man in the iron mask
- Lost in space
- Small soldiers
Box office bombs:
- The Avengers
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- Dark City
- Almost Heroes
22 August 2018, the DanOMite Podcast episode 003
Summary | A Noodle Heist
- The passing of Aretha Franklin…a true legend
- Trans Democratic Gubernatorial Candidate Christine Hallquist
- Satanic Church unveils statue in protest of ten commandments in Arkansas
- Michael Shannon say he won’t EVER play donald trump
- Mormons are rebranding and don’t want to be called mormons any more
- Southwest to allow miniature horses as support animals
- Disneyland Paris poisoning people
- Wired magazine says not enough women in AI…almost all ai sex dolls are ladies so…
Inmate Fire Fighters
The Mendocino Complex Fire began on July 27th, nearly 350,000 acres of California is burned to a crisp. It is now the largest in california history. There is around 2,000 inmates supporting 12000 firefighters in an effort to stop the fires.
Inmates who are taking part are part of a volunteer program run by the California Department of Corrections and in addition two making $2 a day and a dollar an hour they receive time off their sentences. Volunteer inmates do physical labor clearing brush and trees, cleaning out flood channels and storm drains as well as maintaining hiking paths.
Gayle McLaughlin, who is running to be California’s lieutenant governor, went so far as to call the program slave labor. There have been other critics complain that cheap labor brings more mass incarceration. Critics also complain that it puts inmates In Harm’s Way.
Okay well, here’s my two f****** cents.
Even though inmates aren’t making any money for Dangerous work you’re still one glaring fact that I think a lot of critics are overlooking.
They are convicts.
They are being punished for whatever crimes they committed and our volunteers in the program. I have never been to prison, but I can only imagine if I had a chance to do time that wasn’t in a cell or in a Cell Block where avoiding getting my ass kicked or getting raped was an everyday thing, I’m pretty sure if I had an opportunity even to go fight fires I f****** do it. Look I know the prison systems in the US have their problems and privatizing them is a bad f****** idea but at the same time programs like this where guys can do hard labor and have time cut off their sentences while saving taxpayer money sounds like a win-win for everybody.
A Priest Problem
I wrote a post about this the other day and if you want to read my opinion click hear to read it.
In a nutshell, a grand jury in Pennsylvania has found that over the past 70 years 300 priests abused at least 1000 victims. Not only did priests abuse children and teenagers but the church had been covering up these heinous crimes against the public. To me, what makes it worse at the time of writing this there will only be a handful of charges against priests.
When I wrote the post about all the the Pope had not come out and made a statement but has now. Saddened, embarrassed, we’re going to change and have a zero tolerance policy against toxic priests…we are serious this time. It’s like the statement from any CEO who had a public embarrassment. Kinda makes me sad…
$92,000 Noodle Heist
So a truck and trailer that had about 100k worth of ramen noodles magically disappeared from a gas station in GA. Driver said he had permission to park there overnight or for a couple days depending on where you read the story. No other drivers or the gas station attendant didn’t see it towed away, sooooo….Must have been the ramen trolls, or maybe some crackheads figured the truck was stuffed with iPhones…or maybe the driver was in on it.
Oh Shit #Metoo Moment
Here’s some interesting news, Asia Argento, according to the New York times she f***ed a 17 year old boy in a hotel room back in 2013. If you happen to be wondering who the hell is Asia Argento, let me feel you in real quick.
She was one of the first to make public accusations about Harvey Weinstein and all the really dirty f***** up raping s*** that he did.
At this past Cannes Film Festival, argento stood before the crowd and made a riveting speech about sexual assault and said there were still plenty of predators sitting in the crowd.
According to the New York Times just a few months before the Cannes Film Festival she had settled a a complaint by former Child Star and actor Jimmy Bennett.
I’m not going to go into all the history between the two because it really doesn’t matter for what I want to talk about.
When I got up this morning I saw a lot of news of some people supporting Argento and some people slamming the s*** out of her. No matter what happened between asia Argento and Jimmy Bennett should take away anything from the fact that Asia Argento was raped buy a dirty piece of human garbage.
But with that being said, in my mind at least, it kind of does.
Credibility is a mother f*****. It’s f***** up that when you accuse somebody of some heinous s*** anything in your past can and will be used against you in the media.
The way I see this whole crazy thing is that Jimmy Bennett was running out of money and found a quick payday. Hell at 17 I would have loved to f*** a milf. But that’s not really the point here. The point is asia Argento has been a huge voice in the #metoo movement because of the trauma she suffered.
Whether you believe it’s media spin or not some people believe jimmy Bennett was sexually assaulted in a hotel room buy Argento.
Right wrong or indifferent it looks really bad for her. She’s basically accused of doing the same thing she accused Harvey Weinstein of doing to her.
Again, I don’t think anything should be taken away from the factory was raped, but at the same time it does.
This next segment is all about fixing relationships…I want to give back so I hired a love expert to help out. He may not be the best, but was all I could afford. On this week’s episode of the love mechanic, we help a housewife rekindle the romanticism between her and her husband and help a young guy with a big problem between him and his girlfriend.
Weird Shit On-line
- Nicholas Cage pillow case – $6.95
- DJ scratch Table for cats – $30.00
- LED light up faucet light – $8.99
Oh shit #metoo moment