8 August 2018, the DanOMite Podcast episode 001 Summary – Ep-001 | Catching A Spy And Washing Condoms
The following is a text summary of the podcast.
Escape from the Nursing Home
Two Old metal heads escaped from a nursing home last week to rock out! The unnamed German men escaped from the old folks home and headed to the Wacken Metal Festival. The men were found by police around 3 AM, and taken to the medical tent at the festival. Both appeared to be a little disoriented, maybe from the music…or maybe drugs, and were returned to the nursing home about 25 miles away.
Nothing more metal than that!
AeroMexico Flight 2431
A little bit of good news that came from a bit of bad news. Just after taking off from the northern city of Durango Mexico flight 2431 tried to turn back because of really heavy rain and ended up crashing after skidding off the runway. After coming to a stop the airplane burst into flames. The crew managed to get all 99 passengers, 88 adults, 9 children and 2 infants, safely out of the burning carcass of the airplane without any fatalities! I’ve never been in a plane crash but I’ve tried to imagine what it would be like.
Maybe it was God or maybe it was the universe that intervened or for whatever reason maybe it wasn’t anything more than plain old good luck for everybody on that airplane.
The Catholic Church’s and The Death Penalty:
This past Thursday the Catholic church officially changed its stance on the death penalty.
The Church decided to change because the Pope says “it denies dignity inherent to all human life.” I think this is a great idea after the spanish inquisition, but I got to say damn they took a long time! Anybody that knows anything about me knows that I am no fan of any organized religion. I believe that they do some good, but I also believe that what happens behind the scenes outweighs the good that is seen by the public. It irritates me when the church shields and protects child molesters and sexual predators. Even the Catholic Church’s most senior accountant, George Pell, who was ranked at number three in the church, was taken back to Australia to face charges child molestation.
Time to talk about spies, Involving a Chinese operative working in Senator dianne Feinstein’s staff who worked in her California office for almost 20 years.
All of this happened about 5 years ago after the FBI conducted an investigation and found that the staffer have been reporting to the Chinese government was forced to retire and Senator Feinstein was quote mortified he was forced to retire. The US government decided not to bring charges because they could not prove anything substantial had been passed to the Chinese government. From what i read he was approached on a trip to Asia and continue to remain in contact with this also unnamed Chinese official. I also find it really weird if he was just a low-level staffer without a security clearance why the fuck would he be going to the Chinese Embassy on behalf of senator Feinstein’s office for official functions… That’s fucking weird!
At the time Senator Feinstein was the head of the Senate armed services committee and I’m sure had many phone calls related to sirius National Security s*** while riding around in her SUV and I believe sure as shit he slipped up a bunch of times over 20 years and homeboy had plenty of information to pass on the Chinese. I just don’t believe dude never heard anything or reported anything to the Chinese government that wasn’t some serious high-level shit.
The 1 Trillion Dollar Apple:
If you didn’t see the big Tech news this week, apple is the first company to have a trillion dollar market cap!
Some of the analysts are saying it’s because of strong iPhone sales in China and Japan, but I think it’s something completely different. I think apples strong earnings come from the overpriced pieces of shit that people can’t seem to get enough of for whatever reason. It’s been years is Apple has created anything new that is worth-a-fuck. They just keep recycling the iPhone and adding new shit. My big beef apple and the Goddamn iOS is that Apple has full control everything you do. I want an app that isn’t in the App Store? Go yuck yourself. Don’t want to agree to new terms and conditions from Apple? Too bad, go fuck yourself.
Sure the iPhone is a pretty decent phone but there is no need for Apple to control everything you f****** do. It seems to be that the iPhone is more of a fashion accessory and status symbol then anything fuking else.
If you can’t stand Apple in the same ways I do, check out this TechCrunch article about how shitty Apple really can be.
Even though I talk a lot of s*** about Apple if you have a podcast it pretty much has to be in iTunes. If you have any issues with your podcast and have to talk to Apple directly they are incredibly nice but can’t seem to do shit to help you with your problem. I recently had a hair pulling experience dealing with iTunes customer service and I swear to God as nice as they were there was a subtle undertone of sarcasm and condescension that really drove me up the walls.
The bottom line for me is Apple can suck my dick. But…I would really appreciate them listing my podcast and iTunes.
The Center for Disease Control tweeted from their Twitter account that people should not be washing and reusing condoms…Yes, you read that right. the CDC says washing and reusing condoms is happening!
When I first say this on twitter I thought it was a fucking joke…but I know there are people out there doing it.
Source: New York Post
So the CDC says about 3% of the population is washing and or using condoms. There is around 350 million people in the United States so 3% would be about 10.5 million people. If their number is wrong and it’s only 1% that is still a shit ton of people who think it’s okay to wash a fucking condom.
I don’t know if it was inherent knowledge or just common sense that had been passed down but I never once even considered washing a fucking condom. Every time I see a news story like this it makes me wonder Mike Judge’s 2006 comedy, Idiocracy,wasn’t a movie at all, but a look into how fucked up the future is probably going to be. In a way I’m thinking, “yeah these people need help. People should be educated not to wash or reuse condoms.” But, at the same time I’m thinking, “you know what fuck them!” It really is to even believe this shit is actually going on in 2018.
I say let the morons do whatever they want and to help things along I decided to create a public service announcement that would Point retards in the right direction and people with common sense would know was satire. If you want to hear the public service announcement you’re going to have to listen to the podcast cuz I’m not going to transcribe it here.
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