On this episode, I blabber on and on about Ronda Rousey getting KO’d, sports that are mind numbing to watch, fixing boring sports with tasers, staying drunk to complete those new years resolutions, Bill Clinton, North Korean Missiles that won’t work, and my shitty computer.
Here’s a summary of the podcast:
“The DanOMite Podcast… Oh My God…” after the intro, first episode of 2017! hoping everyone had a great new years eve and have great stories to go with it. his was boring, they watched The Girl on the Train and ate pizza. wife made a resolution for eating healthy, he did not, that shit ain’t for him. a weird story on drunk people eating vegan food. groceries shopping after new years, so much greens, where’s the ice cream?! Last year was talking about UFC 207 about Ronda Rousey. Watched the fight, it was garbage, she got her fucking ass whipped in 48 seconds. Talking about sports and how they are really boring compared to the others. if you don’t know your sports, this topic in the podcast will make you laugh. he tells a story about his imagination of such great ideas to make sports fun. spoiler alert: tasers are involved. tasers in basketball. tasers in baseball. tasers in bowling. basically tasers in every sport. moving on to Bill Clinton (age 70) and looking like a fucking corpse. Sammy Hagar (age 69) looks good for his age. Going back to Bill Clinton and weird ways of how he got so old looking. funny impressions of Bill Clinton – “Bill Clinton I have had sexual relations with all the ladies”. Talk about Madonna and Hillary Clinton. next topic talking about North Korea and missile tests for their intercontinental ballistic missile. lists off the reasons why it’s funny: ends in a disaster and South Koreans don’t give a shit – really they don’t. Kim Jong-un is just like Dan, they both talk shit and can’t back anything up. it’s even funny when Donald Trump won’t allow them to get a nuclear missile. it won’t matter anyways, since they can’t even get their missiles to work. a little history lesson on North Korea and Kim Jong-il. that will be all for the podcast today, the hp computer isn’t fucking working properly, neither is the god damn shitty software. if you think he is full of shit, find him on twitter and facebook. have a super good weekend and see you later!
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