Who the hell am I?
I’m just a guy who is always screwing things up, I live in Korea, I’m a new dad who is not trying to screw up my kid, I’ve been married for a long time to my best friend, I fuck up constantly, I love to make jokes, I was kicked out of home school in 11th grade, I’m an army vet, I love being sarcastic, I work as an M2A3 mechanic (a small kind of tank) for a government contractor, I want a better world for my daughter than the one I grew up in, I’m in love with pizza, I am totally out of shape, most of the time I’m really loud, I like walks on the beach, I love watching movies, and did I mention how much I screw shit up? I still have no idea what I want to do when I grow up. Lastly, I also want a private jet and a Maserati.
So yeah, that’s me in a nutshell. I screw up a lot and was kicked out of home school. Basically, that sums most of my entire existence.
What’s DanOMite.com all about?
Nothing important. Seriously, pretty much everything here is dribble and worthless crap, so don’t pay attention to any of it.
I mean, seriously, you can’t listen to a guy that was kicked out of home school, can you?
Anyway thanks for looking at my moronic little blog, but don’t tell anyone you were here or you might be made fun of.