15 August 2018, the DanOMite Podcast episode 002
Summary | Gonorrhea and Free Speech
- Man steals plane from SEA/TAC Airport.
- Omarosa got dirt maybe on Trump???
- Islamic state? Remember them? Well they’re still fucking shit up in afghaniland
- Car rams into london parliament barriers in terror attack
Free Speech and The Internet
I wrote a big post about this the other day. If you’re interested you can read it here .
Basically I go on a rant about how the internet is endless and social media, no matter how fucked they are, isnt controling the internet.
What’s Going On With Turkey
What the f*** is going on in Turkey? Haven’t they been an ally to the United States is the 1950s?
Apparently all that seems to be changing.
So president erdogan and president Trump are engaged in not only a dick measuring contest but also a dick slapping contest.
The US put sanctions on the Turkish, a group of turkish lawyers want to charge bunch of senior officers stationed in Turkey with ties to terrorism. They Turkish arrested an American pastor on charges of espionage, the US has allowed a Turkish cleric the US even though the Turkish say he’s responsible for the coup in 2016
The Turkish want to buy f-35 but the US told them no, then they wanted to buy some missiles and the US said no. So the Turkish inquired about buying a Russian missile system and all hell started to break loose.
Now President erdogan says the alliance may be coming to an end
And this brings up way too many questions and scenarios the phone what would happen to Nato… I guess time will tell.
So earlier this year a man in England was diagnosed with a really bad case of gonorrhea that turns out was antibiotic resistant. Now, according to the Daily Star, there are seven strains of gonorrhea two of which are antibiotic-resistant. According to the article, tourists seem to be main cause in antibiotic-resistant strains being spread. Originally, the new strains more primarily found and heterosexual men, but now there have been many cases of these new strains being found in gay men.
More than 78 million people a year are infected with gonorrhea worldwide and only chlamydia and genital warts are a more common sexually transmitted disease. So yeah, using a condom makes a lot of goddamn sense. I get it, I’m a dude. There have been times that I took a risk and got lucky. But in today’s world you got to be shiting me!
It’s not like only have to worry about gonorrhea, you also have to worry about hPV, syphilis, aIDS, warts, herpes, ton of other unidentified s*** ending up on your dick.
FitBit For Your Dick
It’s called a smart condom but it’s not actually a condom at all it’s more like a Fitbit or your dick. Even though they’re only available for pre-order you can get yours early for about 75 US dollars over at britishcondoms.UK. With this “smart condom” you’ll get answers to all those burning questions like what is my thrust velocity, how fast are my thrusts, how many calories did I just burn, what the girth of my dick is and so much more.
Plus you’ll be able to upload your results to a website and be able to compare yourself with others around the world. Supposedly it’s going to be all anonymous. From what I read it’s going to have an adjustable strap, but they had no mention of how small it’s going to go so if you’re hung like a squirrel this may not be the same for you.
For sure, this is something that the world really needs right now. Never mind all the real problems that are going on. It is much more important to know the velocity of your dick!
Two scientists Andressa lucas and Lauren Menogon we’re able to create a bread that has 40% more protein special ingredient. The two scientists began working on a research project at a university in Brazil in 2014. They found that finely ground cockroaches mixed in with the flower makes an amazingly healthy bread.
To put your mind at ease little bit the Cockroaches used are grown in the lab, then sterilized, and finely ground into a fine powder it’s added into the mix. These aren’t anything like the Cockroaches you’ll find at home, but they say people are still by the idea of eating cockroaches.
After graduating with degrees in food engineering they managed to get some funding to continue their research and are now researching the use of other insects in food products.
Weird Shit For Sale Online
- Laser pointer slingshot with compass
- 3d monkey print tank top
- Horse cock dildo
What’s going on with Turkey
Fitbit for your dong
Small Condom print measurements